I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
|—||Steve Maraboli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
i talk a lot of shit for a legal adult who listens to one direction
stay in school or the back street boys will jack you up and hold you down while a giant fucking hornet stings you
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
chill hazel grace its a metaphor
"it’s just a spark, but it’s enough to keep me going"